Yep, rollin' daper. So if I can do that, I can whip up something victorious for your business or personal Internets presence. Zomgscape offers web solutions like you eat lunch.

And what is a "web solution"? Beats the hell out of me, honestly. But I can tell you that Zomgscape is a freelance graphic and web interface design project by a young recent college graduate that enjoys creating intriguing looking projects that defy conventional graphic design while respecting the general elements of good composition and, of course, any and all specifications the client wants. I call my work "sardonic design." Rates are totally negotiable. My focus has been on arts administration, traditionally. However, I can design and create a website of any motif. I am proficient with the Adobe and Macromedia creative suites, using HTML, XTML, CSS, Java, Flash, some PHP backend, and other common tools to rock the house. Fireworks and Dreamweaver are my weapons of choice. C++ and Ruby on Rails is the next learning adventure in queue.

Feel free to check out the portfolio with the link above. Click on a thumbnail to view the full image. It's worth mentioning that many of these posters were made in Publisher because of the inadequate computers available at my former office (until I purchased a Mac in June of '07). Yeah, that's right, Publisher! Not satisfactory.

The Internet is a weird place - let me help you make an attractive presence on this intangible Thunderdome of auctions, mortgage offers, pyramid schemes, porn, and free ringtones.

 

 

Hello. As a graphic designer, I can make myself look cooler than I actually am. See?